Latest fitness posts

How I use supplements….. 7/4/2018

I get asked all the time how I use my own supplements so I’ve decided to write a blog detailing exactly how I use them each day. People of...

I turn 40 this year & I’m still in great shape – here’s WHY…. 13/3/2018

In light of these recent “fake” celeb DVD scandals, I want to talk to you about how I am turning 40 this year and I am STILL in the best...

Training Tips From the Legend (and my gym inspo) Rick Waters

This week I went to train with Rick Waters. He’s a natural bodybuilding legend – to see his credentials and achievements read my last bl...

Latest recipes

Banoffee Eton Mess

Make no mistake; this is the BEST dessert you will ever taste in your life! The photos do NOT do justice to how good it tastes. It’s proba...

Vegan Chocolate “Cheesecakes”

This recipe would make enough for 4 small individual ones, or one large one. I made three as I used glass pots that are slightly bigger than...

Chocolate Raspberry Mini Cheesecakes

This is such a lovely dessert! It’s a tangy, gooey twist on a normal chocolate cheesecake! For this you will need egg poaching rings or yo...

Latest blog posts

Isolation Madness – things to do, how to stay motivated and also the update on my trauma!!! 18th April 2020

Well hello there. I thought it time to write another blog. I’ve noticed lately that lots of people have been asking me how I stay so motiv...

Cancer Vs Coronavirus plus all my fantasies have finally come true……. 16th March 2020

Ok so I haven’t written for a while because quite frankly I have been the most stressed I’ve ever been, I haven’t had time and I simpl...

Cancer is an arsehole……. 5th February 2020

Cancer is an arsehole isn’t it. A real proper grade A arsehole, the daddy of all arseholes; the PINNACLE of arseholes……. Oh hi everyon...

Why I’d rather be single than settle…

Hello my friends. I hope you’re all doing well. Today I want to write about, well, what’s in the title of this blog. Why I’d rather be single than settle. You see, I often get people saying to...

People who stab you in the back and what to do about it…

I attract weirdos and ponces. Not just, people who are a bit odd or who take the mick a bit; I mean out and out WEIRDOS and utter PONCES. I’m like a magnet to them. All my life, even before I was...

My Crazy Life 16/7/2017

Well, what can I say?! This week has been horrendous. As some of you may know, I lost my beloved boy Louie this week. He was a British Bulldog I rescued 11 years ago when he was 2 years old. At the...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Gamer

I kind of feel like this is a pointless blog to do (ie. Stating the obvious), but just in case anyone hasn’t already seen for themselves that a grown man playing children’s computer games isn’t...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Married Man

This is a tricky one because you won’t KNOW he’s married!! However, fear not because as always I’m going to be giving you all the warning signs so that at the first sign of any of them, you can...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Sex Pest

This guy is fairly easy to spot, since all he ever talks about is sex. We all love sex but this guy takes the biscuit! Within a few days of meeting you he will ask you for “naughty” pics and he...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Scrapman

There are two types of Scrapman: the actual scrapman and the “owner” of the scrap yard. You will be able to tell the scrapman instantly on his clothes alone. He will wear a dirty old pair of...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Tattooist

This man had a tough time at school and as a result of that he has covered his whole body (including face) in tattoos. The addiction to body art is so bad that he no longer (if ever at all) cares who...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr “I love you” (after a week)

This man will literally fall head over heels in love with you after only a week. He will want to move in with you, marry you (he may even propose in the first week), he’ll start talking kids’...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr “I’m going to be famous” aka The Wannabe

You will probably fancy this guy on sight. He’ll be better than average in the looks department, he probably has a 6 pack and he’s got plenty of banter. He desperately wants to be famous, only...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr “Real Man” aka The Geezer

Ok, you’ll meet this one and you’ll think you’ve landed on your feet. He’ll know how to put up shelves, he’ll think nothing of getting rid of spiders for you and he’ll be strong and...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr Brick Lane AKA The Wannabe Trendy AKA The druggie

This is a guy who LIVES for the weekend. He goes to Shoreditch dressed in mismatched “vintage” clothes because he thinks it’s trendy. He spends hundreds of pounds in All Saints buying clothes...

Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr Cotton Wool AKA The Mummies Boy

This man is hard to spot at first. He might come across as intelligent, hard-working, trustworthy and other nice things but do NOT be fooled. It’ll start well, you’ll like him. He’ll be just...