Goodness where to start? Since I last wrote a blog I have fallen in love, had sex, had a surprise 40th party and another ROCKING 40th party and been generally manic in every area of life. I’ve been looking after people, eating lots, managing business and getting my house ready for Christmas and then celebrating Christmas. But anyway yes you read that right; I’VE HAD SEX (RIP celibacy, you were fab and you had a good run but it was time). So Wayne and I are official. We haven’t spent a single day or night apart yet which I know is full on for a new relationship but it’s just felt right. Wayne is as nutty, passionate and creative as me and together we are a human tornado of laughs, madness and fire! I honestly haven’t stopped laughing in weeks, except for that one time we broke up (more about that later) and it’s been so brilliant. I’ve had not one but two parties for my 40th birthday and both were as amazing as each other. I’ve had the funniest Christmas ever and there’s an update on the rat poisoning saga (police involved and everything!). I’m so sorry I haven’t written in ages but it was my 40th this month so I think I can be forgiven being as that it has been a month of non-stop partying!! This blog will be a long and intimate one since so much has happened and I have so much to say! Grab a coffee and let’s start!