I have never had much luck in dating. It’s pretty much 100% of the reason I’m still single. We’ve already established in previous blogs that I am not capable of choosing a decent guy for myself as my heart rules my head and while I’m falling hopelessly in love, the guy is secretly plotting how to get his name on the deeds to my house. I’ve dated con men, liars, thieves and scoundrels but I’ve not really had a nice normal one who added to my life in every way (or even in a few ways!). Today I want to tell you some of my best and funniest dating stories and this will give you a clearer idea of why I’m so fed up with it all, why I’m not to be trusted to ever choose a man for myself again and why I really DO have the worst dating luck ever!!!

Example number one (let’s call him *Rob):

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