Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr Brick Lane AKA The Wannabe Trendy AKA The druggie
This is a guy who LIVES for the weekend. He goes to Shoreditch dressed in mismatched “vintage” clothes because he thinks it’s trendy. He spends hundreds of pounds in All Saints buying clothes with holes in (I could have rolled my dad’s old jumper around in some mud for him and cut some holes in it for free) because he WANTS to look like a tramp.