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How I use supplements….. 7/4/2018

I get asked all the time how I use my own supplements so I’ve decided to write a blog detailing exactly how I use them each day. People of...

I turn 40 this year & I’m still in great shape – here’s WHY…. 13/3/2018

In light of these recent “fake” celeb DVD scandals, I want to talk to you about how I am turning 40 this year and I am STILL in the best...

Training Tips From the Legend (and my gym inspo) Rick Waters

This week I went to train with Rick Waters. He’s a natural bodybuilding legend – to see his credentials and achievements read my last bl...

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Banoffee Eton Mess

Make no mistake; this is the BEST dessert you will ever taste in your life! The photos do NOT do justice to how good it tastes. It’s proba...

Vegan Chocolate “Cheesecakes”

This recipe would make enough for 4 small individual ones, or one large one. I made three as I used glass pots that are slightly bigger than...

Chocolate Raspberry Mini Cheesecakes

This is such a lovely dessert! It’s a tangy, gooey twist on a normal chocolate cheesecake! For this you will need egg poaching rings or yo...

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Isolation Madness – things to do, how to stay motivated and also the update on my trauma!!! 18th April 2020

Well hello there. I thought it time to write another blog. I’ve noticed lately that lots of people have been asking me how I stay so motiv...

Cancer Vs Coronavirus plus all my fantasies have finally come true……. 16th March 2020

Ok so I haven’t written for a while because quite frankly I have been the most stressed I’ve ever been, I haven’t had time and I simpl...

Cancer is an arsehole……. 5th February 2020

Cancer is an arsehole isn’t it. A real proper grade A arsehole, the daddy of all arseholes; the PINNACLE of arseholes……. Oh hi everyon...

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Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr Brick Lane AKA The Wannabe Trendy AKA The druggie

This is a guy who LIVES for the weekend. He goes to Shoreditch dressed in mismatched “vintage” clothes because he thinks it’s trendy. He spends hundreds of pounds in All Saints buying clothes with holes in (I could have rolled my dad’s old jumper around in some mud for him and cut some holes in it for free) because he WANTS to look like a tramp.

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Just cos you fink you’re Jodie Marsh…… 2/9/2018

Two weddings down and no more for ages! Last Friday was the second wedding of the year I had been invited to. This time it was a friend I’ve known since I was about 6 years old. His parents moved...

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Rosie has definitely been poisoned, I am RAGING and here’s what I know so far….. 19/6/2018

As I write this I have not long found out that Rosie was definitely poisoned. The toxicology results came back and it was conclusive that she tested positive for rat poison. And not just any old rat...

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What fresh hell is this? And advice for vegetarians…. 12/4/2018

Today I found something out that made me question everything I knew about life. It made me feel like a bad person, it made me feel like I was going mad, it made me feel like my whole life had been a...

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