Latest fitness posts

How I use supplements….. 7/4/2018

I get asked all the time how I use my own supplements so I’ve decided to write a blog detailing exactly how I use them each day. People of...

I turn 40 this year & I’m still in great shape – here’s WHY…. 13/3/2018

In light of these recent “fake” celeb DVD scandals, I want to talk to you about how I am turning 40 this year and I am STILL in the best...

Training Tips From the Legend (and my gym inspo) Rick Waters

This week I went to train with Rick Waters. He’s a natural bodybuilding legend – to see his credentials and achievements read my last bl...

Latest recipes

Banoffee Eton Mess

Make no mistake; this is the BEST dessert you will ever taste in your life! The photos do NOT do justice to how good it tastes. It’s proba...

Vegan Chocolate “Cheesecakes”

This recipe would make enough for 4 small individual ones, or one large one. I made three as I used glass pots that are slightly bigger than...

Chocolate Raspberry Mini Cheesecakes

This is such a lovely dessert! It’s a tangy, gooey twist on a normal chocolate cheesecake! For this you will need egg poaching rings or yo...

Latest blog posts

Isolation Madness – things to do, how to stay motivated and also the update on my trauma!!! 18th April 2020

Well hello there. I thought it time to write another blog. I’ve noticed lately that lots of people have been asking me how I stay so motiv...

Cancer Vs Coronavirus plus all my fantasies have finally come true……. 16th March 2020

Ok so I haven’t written for a while because quite frankly I have been the most stressed I’ve ever been, I haven’t had time and I simpl...

Cancer is an arsehole……. 5th February 2020

Cancer is an arsehole isn’t it. A real proper grade A arsehole, the daddy of all arseholes; the PINNACLE of arseholes……. Oh hi everyon...

What it’s like to be best friends with Jodie Marsh. A blog by Martine, Jodie’s best friend!!!!! 27th August 2019

So this edition of the blog is buy one get one free, obviously I’m the freebie, my own kids don’t listen when I talk so I can’t see anyone buying my blog! But if you need something to read while you’re on the loo I have just the blog for you!

Most of you that have met Jodie recently will have seen me, but it’s ok that you have no idea who I am; basically I’m the person you push out of the way when you see Jodie somewhere and want a selfie. I’m also that arsehole that seems to be blocking every cheeky photo or video to take of her when she’s out and about.

You’re probably thinking “No, seriously who are you?” Well I’m the best friend, I’m the person that people look at and say “how is she Jodie’s best friend”? When people see me they ask if I’m her manager. I guess I don’t look like the best friend of someone who is famous for being beautiful, sexy and a trend setter.

I see people asking themselves “What’s special about Martine that Jodie spends every day with her?” Well the answer is

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