Merry Christmas: shagging, sobbing and singing! 28/12/2017
Hellooooooo! I hope you all had a lovely Christmas! You know I did because by now you have probably all seen the drunken singing and dancing videos on my social media. I don’t really drink anymore (because I can’t handle the hangovers) and when I do, all I want to do is dance and sing. My mum filmed a lot of it. She thought it was hilarious. She’s been trying to catch me on film rapping to Eminem for years and I’ve never allowed it. That night she caught me drunk enough to make me agree to it. I was adamant no one would ever see it but when I woke up yesterday morning and watched the videos back I thought they were too funny to not share. So yeah….. that’s me when I’m drunk! I think I’m a pop star. I’m also very childish and giggly. I’m a very happy drunk and I LOVE everyone when I’m drunk. If you ever needed to put me in a room with someone I hate, make sure I’m drunk first and it’ll be fine. Sober I’d be like “bitch, you’re not even worthy to breathe the same air as me – someone remove her before I do!” and drunk I’d be like “come on, sleeping with my boyfriend and then trying to kill me was nothing! We all make mistakes, I still love you, let’s hug it out!” hahahaha. Seriously I am the world’s most LOVING drunk! I would forgive anyone pretty