Latest fitness posts

How I use supplements….. 7/4/2018

I get asked all the time how I use my own supplements so I’ve decided to write a blog detailing exactly how I use them each day. People of...

I turn 40 this year & I’m still in great shape – here’s WHY…. 13/3/2018

In light of these recent “fake” celeb DVD scandals, I want to talk to you about how I am turning 40 this year and I am STILL in the best...

Training Tips From the Legend (and my gym inspo) Rick Waters

This week I went to train with Rick Waters. He’s a natural bodybuilding legend – to see his credentials and achievements read my last bl...

Latest recipes

Banoffee Eton Mess

Make no mistake; this is the BEST dessert you will ever taste in your life! The photos do NOT do justice to how good it tastes. It’s proba...

Vegan Chocolate “Cheesecakes”

This recipe would make enough for 4 small individual ones, or one large one. I made three as I used glass pots that are slightly bigger than...

Chocolate Raspberry Mini Cheesecakes

This is such a lovely dessert! It’s a tangy, gooey twist on a normal chocolate cheesecake! For this you will need egg poaching rings or yo...

Latest blog posts

How I became friends with hunters after thinking they were all murderers….. 13/9/2018

WARNING: This is graphic and somewhat gross. It also includes some graphic images!  So I said in my last blog that I’d go more into the h...

The Truth About Vegas 11/9/2018

As you might have realized I have just come back from Las Vegas. I didn’t tell anyone when I was going (for reasons I will explain shortly...

Just cos you fink you’re Jodie Marsh…… 2/9/2018

Two weddings down and no more for ages! Last Friday was the second wedding of the year I had been invited to. This time it was a friend I’...

Psychos, stalkers and snowmen…..

Oi oi Saveloy. It’s been a VERY busy week for me and I’m sitting down now (on a Saturday night) to write a blog! I’ve have some mad customers this week, including a woman claiming to be a police woman who I have now blocked from ever buying from me again (thanks to my fancy plug-in on the back end of my website). She’s also from Essex so now Essex Police have another reason to be pricks to me (not that they seem to need a reason when it comes to me). I’m just waiting for a knock at the door for some other made-up reason now. Call me paranoid, but I wouldn’t put anything past them now. If they can drag me out of my bed at 4am for texting my own twatty husband and chuck me in a cell then I don’t trust a thing they might do.
It all started when the woman

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