Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Tattooist
This man had a tough time at school and as a result of that he has covered his whole body (including face) in tattoos. The addiction to body art is so bad that he no longer (if ever at all) cares who...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr “I love you” (after a week)
This man will literally fall head over heels in love with you after only a week. He will want to move in with you, marry you (he may even propose in the first week), he’ll start talking kids’...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr “I’m going to be famous” aka The Wannabe
You will probably fancy this guy on sight. He’ll be better than average in the looks department, he probably has a 6 pack and he’s got plenty of banter. He desperately wants to be famous, only...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr “Real Man” aka The Geezer
Ok, you’ll meet this one and you’ll think you’ve landed on your feet. He’ll know how to put up shelves, he’ll think nothing of getting rid of spiders for you and he’ll be strong and...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr Brick Lane AKA The Wannabe Trendy AKA The druggie
This is a guy who LIVES for the weekend. He goes to Shoreditch dressed in mismatched “vintage” clothes because he thinks it’s trendy. He spends hundreds of pounds in All Saints buying clothes...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr Cotton Wool AKA The Mummies Boy
This man is hard to spot at first. He might come across as intelligent, hard-working, trustworthy and other nice things but do NOT be fooled. It’ll start well, you’ll like him. He’ll be just...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr Essex aka The Sheep
Essex boys are in a whole league of their own; hence why they get a section to themselves. The typical Essex boy wears a Vivienne Westwood Shirt, a Hermes belt, Prada jeans and Gucci Shoes. He might...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Bodybuilder
You thought I was going to big this one up didn’t you?! Ha, well, no actually, I wouldn’t date a bodybuilder, not ever. They are more vain than any woman, they live in the gym, they don’t eat...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Plastic Gangster
This guy is by far the most amusing. He honestly believes he’s a criminal (even though the most illegal thing he’s ever done is get a speeding ticket or have a fight when he was a teenager)....
Jodie’s Guide to Dating: Why not to date Mr “I’m too cool to let you know I care” AKA The Playboy
This guy generally earns quite a lot of money, wears nice suits & orders lots of bottles of champagne when he’s out. He spends his life trying to pretend he doesn’t care about girls (though...
Jodie’s Guide to Dating: Why not to date Mr Sensitive and Lovely AKA The Gay
This guy will start out quite nicely. He’ll be caring and sweet and charming. Even better, he won’t try and get in your knickers straight away. You’ll think you’ve met a gentleman! The first...
Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Musician
Girls, you will definitely be attracted to this one. Who wouldn’t be? He plays guitar, he sings beautifully, he writes soulful ballads and sings them to you late at night. He gigs in a band at the...