This is a tricky one because you won’t KNOW he’s married!! However, fear not because as always I’m going to be giving you all the warning signs so that at the first sign of any of them, you can run as fast as your legs will carry you to the nearest animal sanctuary (and rescue another cat, because after all, animals give you more love and respect than a man, they don’t lie and they smell nicer). The married man will start off by telling you he’s “separated” from his wife