Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date The Scrapman
There are two types of Scrapman: the actual scrapman and the “owner” of the scrap yard. You will be able to tell the scrapman instantly on his clothes alone. He will wear a dirty old pair of joggers with even dirtier old work boots, a t shirt and a flat cap. He won’t own any nice clothes at all and has absolutely NO fashion sense. His “going out” shirt will be a fluorescent pink Ralph Lauren (so bright it hurts your eyes and which you will be so offended by that you will try to burn/throw in the bin at the first available opportunity). The Scrapman will come across as a ‘real geezer’ and you’ll think he’s tough and capable. Do NOT be fooled.