I am so sick of people saying to me “you need to find yourself a normal bloke”; as if I only date celebrities. The last proper celeb I dated was Max Beesley about 16 years ago (I apologise if there has been one since, but if I’ve forgotten one then it shows how irrelevant they were to my life). The last bloke (or more, Neanderthal) I married didn’t have a job and lived in a caravan and the last bloke I really fell for rejected me and tore my heart out!! I mean, how are people getting me so wrong? Where is this twisted view coming from that I don’t want a “normal” bloke??? As if somehow I’m trying to date Kanye West and then acting dumbfounded when he doesn’t respond, or I’m writing to murderers on Death Row and then wondering why it doesn’t work out! I’m not doing those things but you get my point. ALL I WANT IS A NORMAL BLOKE! But it’s not that simple for me