Oi oi Saveloy. It’s been a VERY busy week for me and I’m sitting down now (on a Saturday night) to write a blog! I’ve have some mad customers this week, including a woman claiming to be a police woman who I have now blocked from ever buying from me again (thanks to my fancy plug-in on the back end of my website). She’s also from Essex so now Essex Police have another reason to be pricks to me (not that they seem to need a reason when it comes to me). I’m just waiting for a knock at the door for some other made-up reason now. Call me paranoid, but I wouldn’t put anything past them now. If they can drag me out of my bed at 4am for texting my own twatty husband and chuck me in a cell then I don’t trust a thing they might do.
It all started when the woman