You know something I REALLY hate in life? Gold diggers. It’s bad enough seeing female ones but you know what’s even worse? MALE gold diggers. Living in Essex you see females ones all the time; you know the type, they marry a guy just for his money and the lifestyle. You also see them a lot in London in nice restaurants; really old, saggy men with a beautiful young virile woman who so blatantly doesn’t fancy him (hell, probably doesn’t even LIKE him) and you just know they are only into his money. I’m not being sceptical by the way, I do totally believe in true love and I know that true love isn’t based on how someone looks but I’ve been surrounded by the Essex Gold Diggers all my life and you just come to recognise the difference between true love and money-love. I’ve seen dozens of female acquaintances purposefully set out to “snare” a rich guy and it turns my stomach. However what REALLY makes me mad is when a guy does it to a woman (this is probably due to the fact that I have had men try to do it to me). There’s something so vulgar and grotesque about a man trying to swindle money from a woman. Maybe because they are seen as the “stronger” sex and therefore seeing them resort to such bitch-like behaviour not only makes them vile for being a gold digger but it also totally emasculates them. Men who do this might as well have a vagina (an ugly smelly one).

My first husband