Sam’s Funeral and why I want to be more like her….. 10/11/2018
What a long, emotional, draining yet funny week it has been. It’s Saturday night and I’m sitting at home contemplating all that’s happened and feeling grateful for how amazing my life is....
I am heartbroken. RIP Sam Deakin you wonderful human….. 4/11/2018
I’ve been struggling to know how to start this blog. Normally the words flow out of me. This week my friend Sam lost her battle with cancer and my head has been all over the place ever since. On...
I started a war on twitter…… 28th October 2018
What a long and funny week it has been! I’ve been simultaneously accepting praise on Instagram and taking abuse on twitter. “But why” you ask? I put my Christmas trees up this week. Not one,...
I am being bullied – the update 22/10/2018
Hi guys, I thought I’d just do a quick blog update for you since I’ve had a load more drama today and I owe it to you guys to fill you in on the full story. Also I’ve had a few silly comments...
How to overcome a fear of anything in the world and is someone else causing your fear without you knowing? Plus the horror of Room 13….. 21/10/2018
Today I want to talk about fear and how life circumstances can change our own levels of fear. I had a revelation the other day where I realised that certain times in my life where I’d been afraid...
My Crazy Life Update. Anal hair, cake and other funny stories…. 14/10/2018
Oh hello ladies and gentlemen. What a beautiful week it has been so far. Rosie seems to be on the mend (although I am not talking to any of the dogs at the moment, more about that in a minute), I...
My Crazy Life: How I had a small victory over a Tosser and other insane stories. Buckle up, it’s a long one.
WARNING – graphic photos below! Blimey, what an eventful few weeks it has been! What with Rosie getting sick again, falling out with friends, birthdays, Ouija boards, celebrations, stalkers on...
How I became friends with hunters after thinking they were all murderers….. 13/9/2018
WARNING: This is graphic and somewhat gross. It also includes some graphic images! So I said in my last blog that I’d go more into the hunting thing in my next blog; why I actually prefer hunting...
The Truth About Vegas 11/9/2018
As you might have realized I have just come back from Las Vegas. I didn’t tell anyone when I was going (for reasons I will explain shortly). In my last blog I had just got back from Norfolk. I was...
Just cos you fink you’re Jodie Marsh…… 2/9/2018
Two weddings down and no more for ages! Last Friday was the second wedding of the year I had been invited to. This time it was a friend I’ve known since I was about 6 years old. His parents moved...
Why nothing scares me except a wedding…… 23/8/2018
I went to a wedding last weekend. It was absolutely stunning. It was the wedding of an old friend who I’ve known since I was about 14. His name is Russ and he was in my brother’s year at school...
Are you really in love though? This is up for debate…. 14/8/2018
Last week I had a conversation with my gym girls and this morning one of them told me how she had explained my views to her best friend about this conversation and how they had both thought it a...
I want to rip someone’s clothes off……. 11/8/2018
Have you ever fancied someone so much that every time you look at them you want to rip their clothes off? Like; they make your legs go to jelly and you physically growl when you think about what you...